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-The Joke ster Family. A sitcom with lots of bad Jokes.

[snd] clap

announcer
Thank you! Thank you! Hi Ho there! This is your announcer, Ralph.  Now! lets join that zany and crazy family,  the Joke sters, at home.
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ben
Mommy, mommy. Why do I walk around in a, circle.
mom
Shut up. Or I will nail your other foot to the floor!
[snd] Laff2
dad
Now it is time for the jokes! I have a good one here.
dad
 Did you hear the joke about the two, cannibals. ?
mom
No! I have not heard the one about two cannibals. So tell it to me!
dad
Two cannibals are eating a stand up comic. One cannibal looks up from his meal and says to the other. This does not taste funny to me.
[snd] Laff2
mom
 Thats terrible!  If they wanted something that tasted funny, they should have eaten a clown. 
[Snd] laff3
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dad
Great! You made a bad joke worse!

announcer
This great show is being brought to you by the nice people at information Toys.  
announcer
Check them out at www dot 4 1 1 toys dot com.   Now back to the show!

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[Snd] Scream
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dad
What's going on? 
announcer
I don't know!  The network Vice  President is choking the Program Exec! While screaming Crap! Its Crap! What have you done to me!
dad
Boy! I am Glad he did not tell a funny story.  He would probably want his own show.
[snd] Laff1
announcer
There goes my career, down the crap er.
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[snd] Laff3
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ben
That is all Folks. Tune in next week for more from the Joke sters!!

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