Mom 
Hi Son how are you today?

 Son 
I am fine momy. Do I have to go to School today?

 Mom 
No my stewpit son it is saturday. I guess you get your smarts from your dad.

Dad
Son don't pay any mind to your mother, she is her fathers child.

Son
Yes dad, I think she is off her, rocker.

Mom
 Is my pretty daughter fine today?

Daughter
Yes mom, I am fine but, I am tired. 

Mom 
Didn't you sleep well?

Daughter
No, I have been running, away from dad, all night.
THE END